The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #18: Rob Lowe
Robert Hepler Lowe
Deets: 48 years old; born in Charlottesville, Virginia; actor
Family Low-Down: Two sons, Matthew Edward and Johnowen Lowe, with wife Sheryl Berkoff
DILF-able Qualities: PENETRATING baby blue eyes. (See what I did there?)
What we imagine Rob’s O-face looks like:
Eye patch for extra sexiness.