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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #18: Rob Lowe


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #18: Rob Lowe

Robert Hepler Lowe

Deets: 48 years old; born in Charlottesville, Virginia; actor

Family Low-Down: Two sons, Matthew Edward and Johnowen Lowe, with wife Sheryl Berkoff

DILF-able Qualities:  PENETRATING baby blue eyes.  (See what I did there?)

What we imagine Rob’s O-face looks like:

Eye patch for extra sexiness.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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