Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom
Deets: 35 years old; born in Canterbury, England; actor
Family Low-Down: Has a one-year-old son, Flynn Christopher Blanchard Copeland Bloom, with wife Miranda Kerr
DILF-able Qualities: If he has the stamina to call his son by his full name, that’s a good sign.
What we imagine Orlando’s O-face looks like: