The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #16: Alex Rodriguez
Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez
Deets: 36 years old; born in New York City; third baseman for the Yankees
Family Low-Down: Has two children, Natasha Alexander and Ella Alexander, with ex-wife Cynthia Scurtis
DILF-able Qualities: Knows how to get to third base
What we imagine Alex’s O-face looks like:
Yup. He wears his helmet.