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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #16: Alex Rodriguez

Candy Kirby

Published on May 3, 2011

Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez

Deets: 36 years old; born in New York City; third baseman for the Yankees

Family Low-Down: Has two children, Natasha Alexander and Ella Alexander, with ex-wife Cynthia Scurtis

DILF-able Qualities: Knows how to get to third base

What we imagine Alex’s O-face looks like:

Yup. He wears his helmet.

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).