John Christopher Depp II
Deets: 48 years old; born in Owensboro, Kentucky; actor, screenwriter, director, producer, musician
Family Low-Down: Has two children, daughter Lily-Rose Melody and son John “Jack” Christopher Depp III, with partner Vanessa Paradis
DILF-able Qualities: A master at role-playing
What we imagine Johnny’s O-face looks like:
Oh, you KNOW he totally does this.