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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #3: Robert Downey Jr.

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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #3: Robert Downey Jr.

Robert John Downey, Jr.

Deets: 47 years old; born in Manhattan; actor

Family Low-Down: Has a 19-year-old son, Indio Falconer Downey, with first wife Deborah Falconer and a three-month-old son, Exton Elias Downey, with current wife Susan Levin

DILF-able Qualities:  Even if things seem to be flagging in the bedroom, you can be assured he’ll make one hell of a comeback

What we imagine Robert’s O-face looks like:

“Woo-hoo, baby!”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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