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The Morning Dish: Jenny McCarthy’s Pregnancy Solidarity Tweet and Exton Elias Downey’s TV Debut [PHOTOS]


The Morning Dish: Jenny McCarthy’s Pregnancy Solidarity Tweet and Exton Elias Downey’s TV Debut [PHOTOS]

An oh-so-serious roundup of the latest celebrity family news…

CELEBRITY SISTERHOOD:   Jenny McCarthy Tweets this picture of herself, writing:  “Dear @JessicaSimpson. I think pregnant women look perfect just they way they are!”
Nice gesture.  Of course, in Jenny’s book, Belly Laughs, she ruefully writes:  “My pregnant ass…was loaded with cottage cheese.  …I was demoralized.”  But, you know, details, details.

FATHER OF THE WEEK:  Matthew Fox arrested for DUI
He never should have left the island.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS:  Jay-Z says  Blue Ivy will be “the worst, spoiled little kid ever”
“I object!” responds Blue Ivy, after spitting out her Hope Diamond pacifier.

PROUD PAPA ALERT:  Robert Downey Jr. shares pictures of his 8-week-old son Exton Elias
The cutie looks totally gangsta in the first pic, doesn’t he?  Proposed baby rapper name:  E-Squared.

UNEXPECTED BABY ANNOUNCEMENTMira Sorvino announces she — SURPRISE! — gave birth to her fourth child, daughter Lucia
If an Oscar winner walks around with a baby bump and no photographers notice, does this mean she’s been relegated to a career in TV Movies of the Week?  Philosophical food for thought.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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