An oh-so-serious roundup of the latest celebrity family news…
CELEBRITY SISTERHOOD: Jenny McCarthy Tweets this picture of herself, writing: “Dear @JessicaSimpson. I think pregnant women look perfect just they way they are!”
Nice gesture. Of course, in Jenny’s book, Belly Laughs, she ruefully writes: “My pregnant ass…was loaded with cottage cheese. …I was demoralized.” But, you know, details, details.
FATHER OF THE WEEK: Matthew Fox arrested for DUI
He never should have left the island.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS: Jay-Z says Blue Ivy will be “the worst, spoiled little kid ever”
“I object!” responds Blue Ivy, after spitting out her Hope Diamond pacifier.
PROUD PAPA ALERT: Robert Downey Jr. shares pictures of his 8-week-old son Exton Elias
The cutie looks totally gangsta in the first pic, doesn’t he? Proposed baby rapper name: E-Squared.
UNEXPECTED BABY ANNOUNCEMENT: Mira Sorvino announces she — SURPRISE! — gave birth to her fourth child, daughter Lucia
If an Oscar winner walks around with a baby bump and no photographers notice, does this mean she’s been relegated to a career in TV Movies of the Week? Philosophical food for thought.