Extreme Closeup (n.)
1. The manner in which all children insist on viewing videos and television, despite their parents’ impassioned and medically-proven warning that it will cause their eyes to fall out of their sockets.
2. The ideal viewing range for kids; if their breath produces fog on the screen, then this ideal viewing range has been achieved.
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