Storktionary
Storktionary Word of the Day: Insomnia
Insomnia (n.)
1. A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
2. A condition from which many parents suffer for 18 or more years.

Insomnia (n.)
1. A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
2. A condition from which many parents suffer for 18 or more years.
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