Storktionary
Word of the Day: Instagrammed
Instagrammed (past participle; verb)
1. What us parents do to photographs of their kids in hopes of making them more “artsy” and interesting;
2. Why kids of this generation will appear to have spent their childhoods submerged in Earl Grey.
Sentence usage: “Hey, Mom! I was born in 2009, but you Instagrammed all of my baby pictures so they look like they were taken in 1973!”
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