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Rachel Zoe Welcomes a Son, Shamelessly Copies My Family


Rachel Zoe Welcomes a Son, Shamelessly Copies My Family

Celebrity stylist-turned-reality star-turned QVC maven (I may or may not have bought one of her sequined berets) Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman have welcomed their first child, a young lad named Skyler Morrison Berman. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 12 oz. and is 20 inches long.

I know, right?  SKYLER.  As if it’s just a coincidence that she named her son after my daughter.  Just a little too obvious in her copycat ways, if you ask me.  But, in the interest of their happy moment, we’ll pretend it is indeed just a coincidence…

“Mom and Dad ‘LITERALLY’ could not be happier or more in love with their son!” the couple said in a statement.

For those of you who aren’t fluent in “Zoeisms,” which I sadly am, the Rachel Zoe clan LITERALLY says “literally” every other word.  Literally.

Rachel, 39, later Tweeted, “Thank you all so much for your love! [Rodger] and I couldn’t be happier with little Skyler Morrison in our arms … he is everything.”

Congratulations to the Zoe-Berman crew!  If Skyler follows in his dad’s fashion footsteps, I fully expect him to be wrapped in scarves and terrycloth robes at all times.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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