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Celebrity Mom Style Update: Rachel Zoe Wears Ridiculously High Heels


Celebrity Mom Style Update: Rachel Zoe Wears Ridiculously High Heels

Some moms are grumbling that Rachel Zoe’s choice of footwear isn’t “kid-friendly.”  However, here are some reasons why we think they make the PERFECT Mom Shoes:

  • Can threaten to impale overly aggressive paparazzi with them
  • Gives her an excuse for making her husband chase after the kid:  “Sorry, Rodg, I am lit-e-rally stuck here in these six-inch heels…”
  • Makes her tall enough to reach the toys behind the other toys on the top shelf
  • Can let her son wear them to circumvent the “You Must Be THIS Tall” ride requirements at Disneyland
  • Able to use heels as emergency mom tool:  to poke new holes in clogged sippy cups; to screw off annoying backs of toys to access batteries; to chip crusted milk off kitchen counters; etc.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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