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Fashion Police: Katie Holmes in Wonderland

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Fashion Police: Katie Holmes in Wonderland

SURI:  Goodie!  She wore the outfit I picked out for her.

VIOLET:  Holy smokes.  Her coat.  THAT WOMAN KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY!  Where am I going to get my Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs from now, huh, lady?

The Laughing Stork Fashion Police Commentators:

Suri Cruise, Pint-Sized Fashionista

Violet Affleck, Seemingly Well-Adjusted Celebrity Offspring

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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