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The Culprit Behind the Interruption in Today’s Regularly Scheduled Programming

Pink eye discharge, or what is known in medical circles as "icky gook"
An out-of-the-blue vomiting session in one of our favorite neighborhood restaurants on Wednesday evening — three times before we’d even ordered or were able to get her out of there, including once beside another patron’s table (a side of upchuck with your tortellini, sir?) — followed by an ear infection and pink eye today. Pretty impressive, huh? Yes, our daughter is an overachiever in the fine art of childhood ailments!
