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Antonio Sabato Jr. Spreads the Love, About to Have Third Child with Third Baby Mama

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Antonio Sabato Jr. Spreads the Love, About to Have Third Child with Third Baby Mama

Antonio Sabato Jr. — whom I met when I was a writer for “The Bold and the Beautiful,” on which he briefly starred and, well, let’s just say he wasn’t exactly the friendliest of fellows — is about to have his third child with his third baby mama.

How Lil Wayne of him!

Yes, Antonio and his girlfriend, singer Cheryl Moana Marie, have announced they’re expecting a son in the spring.  They plan to name the baby Antonio Sabato III after his father and grandfather, and one of his middle names will be — get his — Kamakanaalohamaikalani, which means “a beloved gift from the heavens,” as well as “completely unpronounceable.”

The other middle name…?  Harvey.

Just to summarize, the little guy’s name will be Antonio Kamakanaalohamaikalani Harvey Sabato the Third.

UGH!  They totally stole our baby name.  Oh well.  Back to the drawing board…

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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