Most willing to be butt of inappropriate “Golden Globes” jokes: January Jones.
Lifetime achievement award for consistently bringing the crazy to the red carpet: Helena Bonham Carter.
Best blonde Snooki impersonation: Christina Aguilera.
Most creative environmentalist (for recycling old lingerie into a, um, “dress”): Halle Berry.
Most likely to be the victim of a Seinfeld-esque “Puffy Shirt” incident, wherein she unknowingly agreed to wear a designer’s one-sleeved Puffy Dress: Julianne Moore.
Most creative way of dealing with a “bad eyebrow day”: Sandra Bullock and Her Bangs.
Best Attempt at Matching Ensemble to Skin and Hair: Tilda Swinton