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Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Golden Globes


Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Golden Globes

Let’s face it:  the worst-dressed are also the MOST ENTERTAINING.  So, really, it’s a compliment…!  Sort of.   In that spirit, here are my picks for the MOST ENTERTAINING celebrities at tonight’s Golden Globes ceremony:

Mariah Carey apparently thought the party was BYOGG (Bare Your Own Golden Globes).

Ta-daaaaaaa!  I fashioned a dress out of BEDROOM CURTAINS, people!” exclaimed Chloë Sevigny.

Despite her clearly impressive assets, Christina Hendricks looks like a bridesmaid at an Atlanta Peach-themed wedding for Charlene on Designing Women.  Which is also kind of awesome.

Nice of Julia Roberts to swing by after her parent-teacher conference.

Um, Marion Cotillard?  Your slip is showing.  …What’s that, you say?  You’re French, therefore you can wear peek-a-boo lingerie as formal wear …?  Okay.  FINE.

Well, what ELSE was Patricia Arquette going to do with the chain-mail armor and leopard-print toga she had lying around?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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