Let’s face it: the worst-dressed are also the MOST ENTERTAINING. So, really, it’s a compliment…! Sort of. In that spirit, here are my picks for the MOST ENTERTAINING celebrities at tonight’s Golden Globes ceremony:
Mariah Carey apparently thought the party was BYOGG (Bare Your Own Golden Globes).
“Ta-daaaaaaa! I fashioned a dress out of BEDROOM CURTAINS, people!” exclaimed Chloë Sevigny.
Despite her clearly impressive assets, Christina Hendricks looks like a bridesmaid at an Atlanta Peach-themed wedding for Charlene on Designing Women. Which is also kind of awesome.
Nice of Julia Roberts to swing by after her parent-teacher conference.
Um, Marion Cotillard? Your slip is showing. …What’s that, you say? You’re French, therefore you can wear peek-a-boo lingerie as formal wear …? Okay. FINE.
Well, what ELSE was Patricia Arquette going to do with the chain-mail armor and leopard-print toga she had lying around?