It’s Eleven O’Clock: Do You Know Where Your Grandmother Is?

How she still has enough energy to sit upright remains a mystery to the publisher of this site

Some people may call her loose.  I call her a hero.  Or at least more energetic than myself…

Meet 62-year-old grandmother of seven, Carol Bone — yes, BONE — who is bragging to Closer magazine that she has slept with more than 200 men after joining 13 dating sites in the past two years.

Hey, with a namesake like that, I can’t say her, um, appetite is surprising!

Despite suffering from arthritis and back pain, Ms. Bone says she prefers sleeping with the youngin’s; her favorite men are in their 30s or 40s because “men who are over 50 don’t have the stamina to keep up with me. And I don’t like beer bellies.”

Well, beer bellies have been known to afflict more than a few men in their 30s or 40s, as well.  But I hear ya, Ms. Bone.  No granny should have to put up with that flabby nonsense.

Twice-married Bone began her on-line dating adventures in 2008 when the relationship with her partner ended after 21 years.

“‘I’d bake, look after the grandchildren, and I even tried knitting jumpers, but that wasn’t for me,” she revealed.

So… she made the natural leap from knitting jumpers to bed-hopping.

“My age means nothing. I have a really high sex drive.”  She added, “Why shouldn’t I enjoy myself?”

Somewhere her grandchildren are reading the article and asking their parents, “What is a ‘high sex drive’?”  Answer:  Something your parents won’t have the energy for until you graduate from college.