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It’s Eleven O’Clock: Do You Know Where Your Grandmother Is?

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It’s Eleven O’Clock: Do You Know Where Your Grandmother Is?

How she still has enough energy to sit upright remains a mystery to the publisher of this site

Some people may call her loose.  I call her a hero.  Or at least more energetic than myself…

Meet 62-year-old grandmother of seven, Carol Bone — yes, BONE — who is bragging to Closer magazine that she has slept with more than 200 men after joining 13 dating sites in the past two years.

Hey, with a namesake like that, I can’t say her, um, appetite is surprising!

Despite suffering from arthritis and back pain, Ms. Bone says she prefers sleeping with the youngin’s; her favorite men are in their 30s or 40s because “men who are over 50 don’t have the stamina to keep up with me. And I don’t like beer bellies.”

Well, beer bellies have been known to afflict more than a few men in their 30s or 40s, as well.  But I hear ya, Ms. Bone.  No granny should have to put up with that flabby nonsense.

Twice-married Bone began her on-line dating adventures in 2008 when the relationship with her partner ended after 21 years.

“‘I’d bake, look after the grandchildren, and I even tried knitting jumpers, but that wasn’t for me,” she revealed.

So… she made the natural leap from knitting jumpers to bed-hopping.

“My age means nothing. I have a really high sex drive.”  She added, “Why shouldn’t I enjoy myself?”

Somewhere her grandchildren are reading the article and asking their parents, “What is a ‘high sex drive’?”  Answer:  Something your parents won’t have the energy for until you graduate from college.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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