A popular British parenting site and forum called Mumsnet is getting called out for being oh-so-naughty after moms started posting fewer questions about proper pooping schedules and more (very graphic) requests for sex advice. In fact, site publishers — mothers themselves — have been forced to delete dozens of “highly explicit” messages posted on the discussion boards after they were deemed pornographic.
That’s terrible! Just terrible! Um… where can I find this site again? (You know, just to make sure they’re properly policing the site. *Ahem*)
The best part of this story: A quote from one member who revealed that her man likes making pirate noises during sex. She wrote:
“Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex – for example ‘Arr, matey.’ The other one is ‘Arr, the ship’s a-dockin’. and ‘My lighthouse is tingling.’ He is not a sailor by the way, and has no connection to seafaring folk.
Just wondering if I can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel. It’s just weird, but it seems to be turning him on.”
One contributor suggested that the woman should offer to perform a “fantastic” sex act on her partner on condition that he then stopped being a pirate.
Or just give up your pirate’s booty, lady!
And, really — “My lighthouse is tingling”? How can one NOT be turned on by that?
With thanks to Laughing Stork friend, Mark, for the story tip.