A stunning and shocking and totally surprising study says that married women would rather read, watch a movie or sleep than have sex.
It really is shocking… that “surf the Internet” wasn’t also on the list of preferred pastimes.
Two thousand American wives between the ages of 18 and 49 were surveyed about their sex lives by iVillage. Oddly, 77 percent reported being “somewhat to extremely happy” with their sex life, BUT… 63 percent of them would still rather do just about anything else than have sexy time with their spouse. Which must mean they are “extremely happy” with the sex, as long as they only have to have it annually.
I said ANNUALLY. As in once a year. Get your minds out of the gutter, people!
The survey also featured news that’s not all bad news for hubbies: More than half of the women surveyed reported that they are married to “the best sex of their lives.” The best… but not as good as “Confessions of a Shopaholic,” apparently.
We tried to reach the husbands for comment, but they were too busy frustratedly browsing online porn to respond.