Celebrity Spawn
The Stuffy Old Lady Has a Word with Ava Sambora
Dear Ava,
You have inherited your mom’s gorgeous looks. Obviously. But I just looked up your age on the most credible source of information in the world — Google — and you JUST turned 13. James Woods may think that means you’re officially dating material now, but this stuffy old lady thinks it means it’s time to retrieve the Strawberry Shortcake sweatshirt out of the Goodwill box (Right? Isn’t that what most 13-year-olds are wearing these days?) and put away the sheer shirt and taut belly for a few years.
I would tell you to stop watching Gossip Girl — you are just a few layers of eye liner away from becoming Jenny Humphrey — but clearly, the movie 10 is more your style guide. In which case, stop watching 10. It’s rated R, for heaven’s sake!
Sincerely,
The Stuffy Old Lady
