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Lamar Odom addresses the State of Khloe’s Womb


Lamar Odom addresses the State of Khloe’s Womb

Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom understand that the world wakes up every morning wondering, My gawd, have Khloe and Lamar conceived yet?  I MUST KNOW! — which explains they cannot stop talking to the tabloids about how they are not pregnant.

During their most recent stop on the We Are Trying to Get Pregnant tabloid tour, Lamar told Us Weekly (once again) that — you guessed it — they are trying to get pregnant!

“When you’re married you’re supposed to try for kids,” Lamar said.

Somewhere my happily childless married friends are exclaiming, “Say wha –?!”

However, I’m thrilled to report there is a new update on their We Are Trying to Get Pregnant tabloid tour:  Khloe and Lamar already have a baby name picked out.

“Boy, it would be Luke Joseph. The girl is on her,” Lamar shared to the delight of their tour followers.

Also, when will it happen?  Do tell, Lamar!  “As soon as possible, I would think. I still want to be young when my kids are young.”  He is dad to Destiny, 12, and Lamar Jr., 8, with ex-wife Liza Morales.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s update, when they unveil Khloe’s ovulation schedule and preferred sex positions in OK! magazine.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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