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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s Wedding Picture Says It All

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s Wedding Picture Says It All

When I saw this magazine cover, I felt like apologizing to my daughter for bringing her into a world where the Kardashians are famous.

Behold the picture for which OK! magazine paid $300,000.  Yes, three-hundred-thousand smackeroos for a “wedding” picture of three media whore sisters — apparently, OK! would only cough up the money if Khloe’s sisters were part of the package — and a clueless groom stuck in the back of the picture as though he’s just there to serve them hors d’oeuvres or something.

“Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, and to serve chicken skewers to her and her family…?

Tugs at the heartstrings, doesn’t it?  Makes me want to get married all over again!

My favorite quote from the article: “It was truly a special day,” says the new Mrs. Odom. But you don’t have to take her word for it: E!’s cameras were there, and Khloe’s wedding will air at 9 p.m. on Nov. 8 on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Of COURSE the cameras were there.  Kim’s sister and some guy’s wedding brought to you by… E!

Congratulations, Lamar.  You’re a lucky, lucky man.

(Ed. note:  Every time this story pops up on TV, which is way too often, Mr. Candy shakes his head:  “What is that dude THINKING?!”)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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