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Free Stuff Alert: Win a New Washer and Dryer, Plus a Year’s Supply of method Laundry

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Free Stuff Alert: Win a New Washer and Dryer, Plus a Year’s Supply of method Laundry

This post is sponsored by Laundry Smarts by method, written with 100% sincerity by moi.

I believe it’s been well-established on this blog that housecleaning is not exactly my strong suit.  I used to do my laundry every other presidential administration or so — or when it was capable of walking to the washing machine on its own — until the baby came along.  Yet another curse of becoming a parent:  Turns out, you actually care about your child’s cleanliness.  And end up doing, oh, one trillion loads of laundry a day due to spit-up, accidents, gravity-defying baby poop and other lovely culprits.

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Which equals a lot of, um, pumping.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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