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Quote of the Day: Tori Spelling


Quote of the Day: Tori Spelling

WARNING: Scarring visual follows.

… Last night Liam told me that my nipples looked like blueberries.  And then he corrected himself and said, ‘No Mommy, actually they look like meatballs.’

Tori Spelling, who has forever ruined spaghetti for me

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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