CHA-CHING: Halle Berry ordered to pay ex Gabriel Aubry $20K per month in child support
Which, by my calculations, equals… a LOT of visits to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
BOY, OH, BOY: Nick and Vanessa Lachey — who had expressed their desire for a boy — are, in fact, having a boy
And there can only be one name: Nick Jr.
THE GRADUATE: Liam McDermott graduates from preschool
Reminds me of my cousin recently mentioning how her daughter, who is graduating from fifth grade, asked what she was getting as a graduation gift. “Um, you GET TO GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL,” my cousin replied, adding: “When I was younger, we got one ceremony: high school!” Sing it, sister.
NEW MOM GLOW ALERT: Molly Sims declares son’s birth the ‘happiest day of my life’
“The day people stop calling me ‘Baby Stuber’ will be the happiest day of MY life,” thinks her son, whose name is yet to be announced.