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Relationship Obituaries: Larry King and Wife File for Divorce


Relationship Obituaries: Larry King and Wife File for Divorce

Proving you just can’t tie down a hot piece like Larry King, both Larry, 76, and his SEVENTH wife Shawn Southwick, 50, filed for divorce today after an “explosive” argument this morning at their home in Beverly Hills.

You haven’t heard the best part:  The marriage allegedly fell apart over allegations of infidelity.  HIS infidelity.  WITH SHAWN’S SISTER.

Viva Viagra!

Larry is asking for joint custody of their two young sons, while Shawn is asking for primary custody of the kids, spousal and child support, and real estate including the Beverly Hills house she and Larry shared (and apparently fought in).

Seventh wife!  Her SISTER!  Almost EIGHTY YEARS OLD!  Yowza.  Larry can’t even remember the names of his interviewees.  How he summoned the energy to juggle two sisters is beyond me.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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