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Relationship Obituaries: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy


Relationship Obituaries: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy

This is kind of a bummer:  After dating for five years, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have decided to call it quits.  Dunzo.  Finito.  No mas.  Buh-bye.

The two funny people seemed to have a cool, drama-free relationship — which is exactly how they’ve ended things, too.

“I’m so grateful for the years Jim and I shared together,” Jenny, 37, said in a statement. “I will continue to be in his daughter’s life and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.”

In announcing the split on his Twitter page (of course), Jim, 48, was equally respectful. “I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay!” Jim Tweeted.

Awwww.  I always imagined these two communicated through fart noises and flapping their butt cheeks.  A shame to think that romance has ended.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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