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Relationship Obituaries: Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry


Relationship Obituaries: Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry

Halle Berry and her baby-daddy-slash-arm-candy Gabriel Aubry have split, reports Radar.  Cause of relationship death:  the age difference (she’s nine years older, but, hell, looks just as young as he does) and Gabriel’s wandering eye.  Allegedly.

At one time I would have shaken my head and laughed, but now that I’m a mom, I’m all, Awwwwww!  Poor Nahla!

Having empathy is not nearly as much fun, I tell ya.

The split (which actually happened a couple of months ago) is supposedly amicable so far, with the two agreeing to joint custody and keeping their respective cash.

With two crappy marriages and this split behind her, it’s only a matter of time until Halle joins Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson in the ridiculous “LONELY SINGLE GAL!” ranks in the tabloids.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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