Relationship Obituaries: Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry
Halle Berry and her baby-daddy-slash-arm-candy Gabriel Aubry have split, reports Radar. Cause of relationship death: the age difference (she’s nine years older, but, hell, looks just as young as he does) and Gabriel’s wandering eye. Allegedly.
At one time I would have shaken my head and laughed, but now that I’m a mom, I’m all, Awwwwww! Poor Nahla!
Having empathy is not nearly as much fun, I tell ya.
The split (which actually happened a couple of months ago) is supposedly amicable so far, with the two agreeing to joint custody and keeping their respective cash.
With two crappy marriages and this split behind her, it’s only a matter of time until Halle joins Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson in the ridiculous “LONELY SINGLE GAL!” ranks in the tabloids.