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Breaking: Pregnancy Explosion in Hollywood!


Breaking: Pregnancy Explosion in Hollywood!

Holy cow, there are a lot of celebrity pregnancy announcements today.  Which, if they followed the don’t-announce-until-the-end-of-the-first-trimester-rule, means it was quite the (getting) busy holiday season last December.  Among the impregnated crew:

The expectant parents:  Kevin Costner, 55, and wife Christine Baumgartner, 35

The low-down:  The new arrival will make baby #7 (!) for Super-Sperminator Kevin, joining join older brothers Hayes Logan, 13 months, and Cayden Wyatt, 2 ½ — his sons with Christine — as well as Liam, 13, Joe, 22, Lily, 23, and Annie, 25, his children from previous relationships.

The expectant parents:  Amy Poehler, 38, and Will Arnett, 39

The low-down:  The couple is expecting their second child.  No due date has been released.  The baby will join big brother Archie, 16 months.  If it’s a girl, “Veronica” jokes are certain to ensue.

The expectant parents:  Danica McKellar, 35, and her husband of one year, Mike Verta

The low-down:  This is the first baby for both.  “I’m nearing the end of my first trimester and I’m so excited –- I’ve been bursting to tell people,” Danica, who of course played Winnie on The Wonder Years, tells People magazine.

Also:  Winnie Cooper is 35?!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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