Mario Lopez, who has one of the most outgoing penises in Hollywood, is expecting his first child in the fall with girlfriend Courtney Mazza.
“I’m really excited. I’m happy. I can’t wait to be a dad,” A.C. Slater tells PEOPLE.
Mario, 36, and actress Courtney Mazza, 28, met in 2008 when the cheesy Extra host starred in A Chorus Line on Broadway. As you may remember, Mario was once married to Doritos hottie Ali Landry, who divorced his cheating behind after only two weeks, then he romanced Dancing with the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff, who broke up with his cheating behind after two years of dating.
Stellar relationship history aside, Mario claims he’s totally ready to be a daddy.
“I grew up in a large family,” Mario says. “I’m fired up! I don’t know what we’re having. I’m going to wait to see [the baby’s gender] so it will be a surprise.”
He should totally entertain the kid by reciting old Saved by the Bell dialogue:
JESSIE: You macho pig.
SLATER: Oink oink, baby.
Like Shakespeare. Only deeper.