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Relationship Obituaries: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins


Relationship Obituaries: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Well, this just ruined my Christmas.

One of Hollywood’s long-lasting relationships has sadly ended… Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have broken up after more than two decades together, reports People.

Seriously, guys.  Couldn’t you have waited until AFTER the holidays to break this news to me?  Not very considerate, I tell ya.

“Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer,” Susan’s rep said in a statement. “No further comments will be made.”

The couple of course met on the set of Bull Durham, a movie I have seen approximately ten billion and two times, and have two sons together, Jack, 20, and Miles, 17.

Susan, 63, and Tim, 51, were admired for sticking together despite the craziness of show business, their much-discussed age difference -– he’s 12 years younger (big deal) –- and the fact that they never married.

I haven’t been this bummed since Reese and Ryan blew my world apart in 2006.

No word on who will get custody of their extensive sunglasses collection.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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