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These Parents Are Wigging Out


These Parents Are Wigging Out

Babies need many things to flourish.  Love, for one.  Food and shelter.  Perhaps most importantly, tooting noises on their bellies.  But never in all of my baby books did I read anything about outfitting them in a lace-front wig.

This poor, beautiful child.  All I can ask is, “WHY” followed by countless question and exclamation points.  Pretty sure the kid would like to ask the same.  As Laughing Stork friend, Krys, noted:  “I think her face says it all regarding her thoughts on this particular type of f*ckery.”  Yes, indeed, it does.

And in future news, the baby’s first word is “emancipation!”


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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