Babies need many things to flourish. Love, for one. Food and shelter. Perhaps most importantly, tooting noises on their bellies. But never in all of my baby books did I read anything about outfitting them in a lace-front wig.
This poor, beautiful child. All I can ask is, “WHY” followed by countless question and exclamation points. Pretty sure the kid would like to ask the same. As Laughing Stork friend, Krys, noted: “I think her face says it all regarding her thoughts on this particular type of f*ckery.” Yes, indeed, it does.
And in future news, the baby’s first word is “emancipation!”