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Jon Gosselin Fills His Empty Soul with Joint Bank Account


Jon Gosselin Fills His Empty Soul with Joint Bank Account

There’s got to be a country song in that headline somewhere…

At the same time Jon Gosselin was on his “I’m a good father — really!” media tour touting how he wants to protect his children and build a better relationship with Kate, he was secretly cleaning out their joint bank account.

Hey — hair plugs and Ed Hardy wardrobes don’t come cheap!

According to Radar, he swiped $200,000, leaving Kate only $1,000 with which to pay all of the family bills.  Poor woman probably busted a stomach staple when she hit the ATM and saw their balance.

Jon’s actions were allegedly in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator’s guidelines.

Damn you, Gosselins!  I said I wouldn’t write about you and your attempts to reignite ratings anymore, but… FOILED AGAIN!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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