In the best news I’ve heard since Steven Seagal decided to release his own CD, Kate Gosselin says she wants to stay in the limelight even after her show goes off the air — and become the next Meryl Streep.
“I’ve done enough years on TV that I feel like it’s a normal, comfortable, natural place to be,” Kate said during a Q&A session on last night’s Jon & Kate Plus 8. “I’d love to be in a movie at some point; I’d love to be the voice of a cartoon character in a movie for my kids. I think that would be fun.”
An Oscar can’t be far behind. And Best Impression of a Cockatoo by a Head of Hair goes to…
Seriously, have you ever heard Seagal’s album? Here’s a sample lyric:
“Someone took me to a restaurant and I had to eat something fast / I ordered me some chicken / They gave me alligator ass.”
John Lennon ain’t got nothin’ on Seagal in the song-writing department.