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TLC Divorces Jon Gosselin, Changes Name to ‘Kate Plus 8’

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TLC Divorces Jon Gosselin, Changes Name to ‘Kate Plus 8’

The Learning Channel is apparently tired of learning about Jon Gosselin’s harem of women, because they have decided to dump him from their popular reality program Jon & Kate Plus 8 — and change the show’s name to simply Kate Plus 8.

Ouch.

“Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” a source close to Jon Gosselin eloquently said.

Not to mention they HAD to keep Kate because it’s her name that rhymes with “Eight.”

Oh, and what a coincidence:  On the same day this news emerged, Jon announced he’s trying to delay the divorce to make things more amicable with Kate.  Also, did you know he’s volunteering for Autistic children?  Yes!  That development was just leaked to Us Weekly as well.  What a well-timed, er… I mean, selfless use of Jon’s efforts.

Thankfully for unemployed Jon, the co-eds he tries to pick up don’t require an expensive courtship.  Just ply them with a bottle of Peach Schnapps, and BOOM!  Love is in the air…!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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