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Misguided Baby Halloween Costumes: The Alien Chestburster


Misguided Baby Halloween Costumes: The Alien Chestburster

I’ve been searching the Web for silly Halloween costumes for Miss Skye — the only reason to HAVE a baby, really — and have come across some real doozies in the process.  I mean, costumes that even I wouldn’t torture my kid with.

So, of course, I have to share them with you.  And will do so all month long.  To wit:

My sentiments exactly, kid.  Hope you sold your Trick-or-Treat candy for cash because you’re going to need it for future therapy sessions.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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