Anne Heche, aka Celestia, Empress of Planet Cuckoo, maturely trashed her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman the other night. Which is particularly sweet, considering she’s the one who had a very public affair with former co-star and current baby daddy James Tupper.
So, yeah, after making fun of her ex-husband’s plans to coach soccer — what a loser! — the Empress talked about the child support she has to pay Laffoon, $3,700 a month:
“He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'”
Hey, the guy deserves SOMETHING for putting up with her crazy ass. Not to mention being saddled with a name like LAFFOON.
Coley handled her attack by taking the high road…. No! I kid! He issued his response via — who else? — Us Weekly, saying:
“After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television.”
I love that he weaseled in a way to mention how very hard he was working: Two different clients! And TWO different condominiums!
And two different crazy parents for poor Homer.