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Jermaine Jackson’s Son Orders Gun Online, Tries to Stun Blanket (AKA “Just Another Day in the Jackson Household”)

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Jermaine Jackson’s Son Orders Gun Online, Tries to Stun Blanket (AKA “Just Another Day in the Jackson Household”)

As if being called “Blanket” weren’t traumatizing enough, Child Protective Services visited the Jackson family home in Encino last night after they heard Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son Jaafar went after poor Blanket, 7, with a stun gun.

Somewhere, Joe Jackson is brainstorming how he can use this incident to promote his record label.

TMZ reports that last week the Jackson’s security team intercepted a stun gun that Jaafar ordered off the Internet.  Taser Guns ‘R’ Us!  Although Grandma Katherine claims she locked up the gun in one of her closets, Jaafar somehow got his sneaky little hands on it again — and Security caught Jaafar on the second floor of the home on the verge of stunning Blanket.  Which is why CPS stepped in.   Not surprisingly, they confiscated the stun gun and are planning to return to the home to further investigate the incident.

TMZ’s ubiquitous sources added that there’s a SECOND stun gun somewhere in the house — a gun that I suspect is responsible for melting La Toya’s face:

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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