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Lisa Marie Presley “All Shook Up” by Suing Mad Nanny


Lisa Marie Presley “All Shook Up” by Suing Mad Nanny

A former nanny for Lisa Marie Presley is telling her “Don’t Be Cruel” (See what I did there?) by filing a lawsuit against her ex-employer, claiming she was “overworked” while caring for Lisa Marie’s twin babies.

“Twins” and “overworked” — aren’t they synonyms?

Christine White claims she wasn’t given breaks for meals — not even for ten minutes — and was forced to work seven days a week without overtime pay.

Lisa Maria, however, calls the claims “ridiculous” and says she paid White $650 a day.  Which is about $230,000 a year.  She even says White had her own guest house on the property where she would sleep and take “many breaks.”

I have one word for these gals:  MAURY!  That’s the only decent and civilized way to settle this (or any) dispute, really.  Ideally with a naked Jell-O wrestling match.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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