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Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman FINALLY Puts Kids to Work

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Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman FINALLY Puts Kids to Work

Why, I was just thinking the other day:  “You know what this world needs?  More reality shows about people who should NEVER be allowed to reproduce!”  So color me thrilled to hear Octo-Mom and serial reproducer Nadya Suleman is one step closer to making her reality show a, um, reality.

Octo-Mad has officially signed agreements for each of her 14 children to earn $250 a day to star in her new reality show, according to documents filed in Los Angeles Superior Court Friday.  The contracts — which still require a judge’s approval — guarantee the kids will collectively earn almost $250,000 over the next three years.  That sum is expected to be invested in the maintenance of Nadya’s lips, which are ALSO getting their own reality show:  “18 Injections and Counting.”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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