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Mother of the Week So Far: Nadya Suleman Going Topless at Strip Joint to Promote Adult Film

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Mother of the Week So Far: Nadya Suleman Going Topless at Strip Joint to Promote Adult Film

Going topless at a strip joint to promote her porn flick.  Hmmmm.  That may be even worse than when I bribe Skye with chocolate to finish her pizza.  Just slightly.

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, 36, is keeping it classy as ever, stripping down at T’s Lounge, a strip club in West Palm Beach — a city famous for its upper-crust attractions: ritzy four-star restaurants; high-society polo matches; and half-naked moms with 14 kids — for a total of eight shows next month.

Although her rep (yes, she still employs a “rep”) wouldn’t comment on how much she’d make with this esteemed gig, she reportedly made “more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless” for Closer magazine and also scored cash from the porno.  Good thing, considering her La Habra, Calif., home is on the brink of foreclosure, and she’s also accepting government assistance after filing for Chapter 7 protection.

“If it’s a job, and it’s a well-paying job, and it’s gonna allow me to get out of here and move in a very safe, huge home that they deserve, I’m gonna do it,” she told HLN, adding:  “Any job I’m fortunate enough to get is for the kids.  If I had no kids, I’d be in school trying to get my Ph.D. right now.”

Yes, she’s a regular Einstein.

The Octomom has also been under close scrutiny after photos of her home in various states of distress surfaced (read: TMZ took and posted them), calling her parenting skills into question.  In the photos, graffiti covered the walls, a chair was propped under a doorknob and several children were seen using portable training toilets in the backyard.  Which I guess would be Port-a-Potty training.

Police officials questioned Nadya, but ultimately did not take any actions.  Among their questions:  “Ma’am, do you have any advance copies of that movie of yours we can take as, um, evidence?”


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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