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The Not-So-Glamorous Life of Baby Models


The Not-So-Glamorous Life of Baby Models

You may think the life of a baby model is all high fashion and glamorous parties with milk-a-tinis at Chuck E. Cheese’s. As The Laughing Stork’s hard-hitting investigation into the Baby Modeling World reveals, however, there is a darker side:

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Or, should I say, cheekier side.

“Wait until I get a hold of my agent,” one of the models was overheard grumbling at this BabyLegs photo shoot. “My mom is so fired.”

Sure, those leg warmers are cute. But when even a 10-month-old is too embarrassed to show his face and is on the lookout for a get-away car… it may be time to kindly offer him some real pants. And encourage him to consider a career in law instead.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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