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Pop Quiz: Disney Fans Gone Wild

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Pop Quiz: Disney Fans Gone Wild

The purpose of these outfits is what:

1)  To show why Disneyland is the “happiest place on earth”;

2)  Make the point that Mickey and Minnie are just a pair of boobs;

3)  Amusement park milkshakes!

4)  See if they can make a Disney product more ridiculous than “The Santa Clause 2” (answer: no, they cannot);

5)  I don’t know, but I suspect alcohol was involved;

6)  None of the above.  The purpose of these outfits is _______________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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