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Breaking Baby Bump Alert: Sarah Michelle Gellar Edition


Breaking Baby Bump Alert: Sarah Michelle Gellar Edition

Yes, everyone!  OMG!  It’s Sarah Michelle Gellar!  With a baby bump!

Oh!  And there’s also a side view of Sarah Michelle’s sunglasses!  And it looks like her friend has been hitting the stores!

And… that’s pretty much all there is to see here.

What is it about pregnant bellies that’s so darn fascinating?  I’m just as guilty as anyone else; as soon as I spotted this picture, I was all, ooohhh, Blossoming BuffyBelly.

And the intrigue is not limited to celebrity wombs.  I’ve noticed people shamelessly staring at my pregnant belly lately.  They’re all, ooohhh, Blossoming Commoner Belly.  I don’t mind; however, I’m considering attaching a donation can to it, so they can at least compensate me for the entertainment I’m providing.

For an extra buck, I’ll even let them touch my pregnancy chin hair!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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