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Breaking: Media Launches Official Isla Fisher Baby Bump Watch


Breaking: Media Launches Official Isla Fisher Baby Bump Watch

LOS ANGELES — People magazine today kicked off “Isla Fisher Baby Bump Watch,” whereby journalists and baby bump analysts will mercilessly scrutinize photos of the possible mama-to-be in maxi dresses and loose tops to determine what the world wants — nay, NEEDS — to know:  Is 34-year-old Isla Fisher — GASP — pregnant with baby number two?!  Or simply the victim of too many beer bongs and late-night pizzas, like Candy was in college?

Yeah, Olive is totally getting a baby sister or brother.

Congrats, you crazy kids!  Looking forward to voting “YES” in the inevitable reader poll: “What do you think — is there a second baby on the way for Fisher and Baron Cohen?”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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