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Sarah Michelle Gellar Has a Li’l Buffy


Sarah Michelle Gellar Has a Li’l Buffy

Sarah Michelle Gellar — who recently changed her last name to “Prinze,” but will always be “Gellar” to me — and hubby Freddie Prinze Jr. are parents, reports People.

Damn, that was quick!  Am I high on calcium supplements, or did they just announce her pregnancy, like, last week?   (I know, I know… they’re not necesssarily mutually exclusive.)

Well, after the World’s Quickest Gestation, the couple “welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, Sept. 19,” says a rep for the actress. “The family is over the moon.”

Normal baby name.  Seemingly normal couple.  For that, I will ignore their publicist’s egregious use of the silly and overused phrase “over the moon” (okay, so maybe I won’t), and just say…

Congrats, you crazy kids!  This calcium supplement is for you.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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