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Winner of the TLS “Caption This” Contest: The Sympathetic Husband


Winner of the TLS “Caption This” Contest: The Sympathetic Husband

A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader, MM, for submitting the winning caption:

Manfred, clearly pleased with the status of his burgeoning belly, ponders which color support top to purchase for the moobs he plans to work on next.

Because, let’s face it, you can never go wrong with a moobs reference.

Caption This

Submit your clever photo captions (two submissions per reader; U.S. residents only, unfortunately) by next Monday, and the winner — chosen by The Laughing Stork’s very own Co-Chairkitties Marcy and Matty — will receive this lovely prize:

Tart D’Amande Soufflé Riche Pour Le Corps offers luxurious moisture protection that’s never heavy or greasy, just divine. Almond Pie exudes a warm fragrance, rich with coveted and healthy ingredients to treat your whole body. Vitamins and tropical nut oils provide the ultimate in hydrated and sensuously silky skin. While rich with fatty acids and decadent aroma, there are no calories to be gained here. Guiltlessly dive into a big scoop of absolute deliciousness, and those lucky enough to be near you will savor the pleasure too. Apply liberally to the body and massage until absorbed. Perfect to wear anywhere!

6.76 fl. oz.  (Retails for $48)

After reading that, I’m totally famished.  Then again, when am I not these days?

Good luck, TLSers!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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