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Winner of the “Caption This” Contest

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Winner of the “Caption This” Contest

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Thanks for the caption submissions!  The Laughing Stork crew got quite a kick out of them.  They were all amusing, but the cats have declared the winner to be…

ERIN! Who submitted the hilarious caption, “Guess which one is proud to be hung like a baby.”  (I think we all know, unfortunately.)  Congrats, Erin.   When you receive your prize, maybe you can give us a report on what “oxygenating peptides” do, exactly.

Instant Wrinkle Relief: Gone In 60 Seconds is a powerful formula that activates on contact to visibly erase fine lines and deep wrinkles – in just seconds! So, why put yourself through the expense and hazards of botulinium injections for short term results? A scientific blend of oxygenating peptides, micro-collagen and firming proteins tightens, firms and reduces puffiness all day long. It’s like having a temporary face-lift in a bottle!

Be sure to use your correct e-mail address, so I can contact you if you’re the big winner.  Good luck y’all.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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