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Nadya Suleman Brings Last Octuplet Home, But Still Missing a Screw

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Nadya Suleman Brings Last Octuplet Home, But Still Missing a Screw

The last of Nadya Suleman’s brood has come home, as the remaining octuplet Jonah was released from the hospital last night.

“I’m just happy to have my meal ticket with me, where he belongs,” Nadya smiled creepily.  “By the way, have you seen my life partner Brad Pitt anywhere?”

No, I kid!  She actually didn’t say that… out loud.

On a less disturbing note, Jonah is getting much healthier; he weighed just 1 pound, 8 ounces at birth — about the size of my little one at only 25 weeks pregnant! — and hospital officials say he now weighs 4 pounds, 10 ounces and is able to bottle feed.  A miracle, indeed.

Jonah joins siblings Isaiah, Noah, Nariah, Maliah, Macai and Jeremiah (the six pictured) and Josiah.

The Laughing Stork sources say Nadya is considering changing her name to Dementiah match the octuplets’ naming theme.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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