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Pop Quiz: The Zac Efron Wax Figure


Pop Quiz: The Zac Efron Wax Figure

Real or Wax?!

The most striking part of this new Zac Efron wax figure at Madame Tussauds is what:

1)  It’s more life-like than the real thing;

2)  It could also serve as a plausible stand-in for Clay Aiken:  The Pre-Cheetos Years;

3)  These girls are wondering if anyone would notice if they also pinched its butt;

4)  Even Wax Zac’s eyebrows are prettier than mine could ever hope to be;

5)  None of the above.  The most striking part is __________________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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